“Murph, I know you’re wrapped like a cute burrito, you need to hold still so I can clean the food off your face. Now let me simply take this damp towel and… “
“Are you for real right now? Mommy…. MOM?!!”
“Hmmm, so this is happening, huh?!”
“I’m sorry sweet stuff (partly), what do you say about some exercise, hanging out with our squirrel friends, lovin’ and enjoying a healthy snack?”
“Woman, you have redeemed yourself!”
“Hooray!”